Stupid Toenail

This whole fascination about the little piggy toenail who cried all the way home and blah blah blah, who really came up with that anyway? BIG STEUPSSSS! You know those home pedicures and so on, well, what's the point of the little toe anyway? Steups, if you're lucky enough to have a little toenail that looks like a nice long elegant finger with appropriate nail and everything, well then, hooray for you! But, I am not that fortunate, I swear I was painting my skin instead of a nail!!!

BIG FRIGGIN STEUPSSSSSSS!!