And I Wake Up Alone!

At 2:00 a.m. I was awaken to the sounds of knocking on the doors, and windows! WTF, I said as I looked over at the clock to see the time, I turned to the pillow next to me to say something to my 'husband' then it dawned on me, shit, right, I kicked his ass out the house, so he's probably at the other woman's house' So, the song that is playing on the radio is, 'Amy Winehouse Wake up alone', how appropriate I thought. So I grab my cricket bat and walk through the house, turn on the outside lights fully by now, have meh phone under meh arm and I ask in ah very upset voice,

Me: who da hell is it?
Other voice: 'Is me'
well I just laughed. What yuh want?
He said, 'can we talk?'
Me: call meh lawyer and set up an appointment!

After saying that I flicked off meh lights and went back to bed.

This morning I woke up to this TYPED OUT NOTE SLID UNDER THE DOOR!


I tell you this man MAD!